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we-are-naughty:

Nothing quite like starting a day off with boobs in rope don’t you think?

we-are-naughty:

Nothing quite like starting a day off with boobs in rope don’t you think?

(Source: thepunkmummy)

(Source: vintagegal)

ah-feen-keh:

slicktom69:

Great shot
billyguitar77:

#this.is.Funfollow-4-follow. let’s do it



The deadly kiss

ah-feen-keh:

slicktom69:

Great shot

billyguitar77:

#this.is.Fun
follow-4-follow. let’s do it

The deadly kiss

(Source: jadinette)

ambidextrously-erotic:

queerpaccino:

aj-cub:

I wanna watch cute, awkward porn like this!

It’s way sexier when the bottom doesn’t have a two inch wide asshole that easily accommodates any penis. It’s realistic, and hot, to see a bottom struggling to take his top’s dick. 

Plus, the top is so cute…stopping to ask the bottom if he’s okay, and saying he’ll slow down and be gentle…aww.

yay for cute, realistic porn.

^^

It’s a combination of consent and consideration.

Imagine that.

~AE

(Source: mercuryjones)

(Source: harduo)

mermaider013:


Q: David, there is a group of pictures going around the Internet supposedly of you wearing little more than a strategically placed (albeit very large) teacup. However, the body seems wrong — a different body type altogether from yours. Are these pictures truly of you or are they composites (your head, somebody else’s body.)?David Duchovny: That’s me, sure. It’s not one of those online tricks. And I like to refer to it as a mug, rather than a teacup.TV Guide Chat, October 1997

I love this man

mermaider013:

Q: David, there is a group of pictures going around the Internet supposedly of you wearing little more than a strategically placed (albeit very large) teacup. However, the body seems wrong — a different body type altogether from yours. Are these pictures truly of you or are they composites (your head, somebody else’s body.)?

David Duchovny: That’s me, sure. It’s not one of those online tricks. And I like to refer to it as a mug, rather than a teacup.

TV Guide Chat, October 1997

I love this man

(Source: xfiles-behind-the-scenes)


She doesn’t really look like the kind of woman who goes around offering a tit flash
It’s the fucking Church Lady!

Haha I love this so much.

She doesn’t really look like the kind of woman who goes around offering a tit flash

It’s the fucking Church Lady!

Haha I love this so much.

(Source: amateurwivesstuff)

theinfiniteache:

Via breakfastaftersex

theinfiniteache:

Via breakfastaftersex

(Source: nudesartistic)